With the insane wave of bacon love that’s out there right now (and to be in direct opposition of M’s Meatless Monday features), I decided to look at bacon lover’s apparel choices when declaring their love for this salty, crispy wonder. When I think of food apparel, Lady Gaga’s meat dress comes to mind first of course. I kind of love that fact. I found PLENTY of other meat-themed pieces of clothing to satisfy even the strangest of carnivores (and maybe even some cannibals). I don’t get it, but apparently enough people out there do that it’s still a thing. All the choices I found could make up an amazing runway show on “The Flintstones”. As much as I adore bacon (and I DO), wearing the inside of another animal’s flesh on my clothing is just plain gross to me. I’m sure we don’t look that different on the inside, and that grosses me out even more. Anyway, without further ado, the greatest hits:
Proof it started on the runway (Jeremy Scott).
And then it invaded EVERY category of clothing.
Socks (which I actually thought were kinda cute).
But then shorts.
Aaaaand then I found this.
And then I just gave up.
*The Baby Meat Dress in the first picture was designed by, of course, Lady Gaga.