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March 16, 2013 Bread

Pagan Fertility Puffs (codename: Bunny Rolls)

Just in time for Easter, I found these adorable rolls shaped like bunnies that everyone would love on a delightful cooking blog called The Procrastination of Lillian Maxwell. Somewhere along the line, something went wrong. Very very wrong. Maybe there are gamma rays in our kitchen, maybe it’s located in the middle of a mystical vortex, I don’t know. But I ended up with an army of bread hamsters.

homemade bunny rolls

This post should serve as more of a “what not to do” than anything else. Luckily, I think I can pinpoint where it all went so wrong: The original recipe says that it makes 16, but I would change that to 20. More of them at a smaller size would have worked better. More importantly, take the time to work on the ears! My late-night, half-assed assembly just did not cut it.

KitchenAid Stand Mixer
raw bunny roll dough

Weird looks aside, they did taste delicious when they came out of the oven. The sour cream adds a flavor reminiscent of a Pillsbury breadstick dough. Mmmmmm. I scarfed down 2 immediately and brought the rest to work for ridicule. Just covering them in a bowl with saran wrap kept them soft and fresh (though they do taste best right out of the oven). If you are making these for Easter dinner, make sure to give yourself a few hours. Letting the sour cream, water, and butter combo cool after heating and letting the dough rise are both time consuming.

Looking at these sad, sad culinary abortions (in the words of Stewie Griffin) got me thinking about the relationship between the traditional Christian holiday and an egg-laying rabbit. It is just as confusing to me as the rules of Lent, so I did some research (mostly on wikipedia).  The origin of the Easter Bunny itself can be traced back to 13th-century, pre-Christian Germany, when people worshiped several gods and goddesses. Eostra (or Ostara) was the goddess of spring and fertility, and her symbol was the rabbit due to the animal’s high reproduction rate. Rabbits and eggs have been symbols of fertility through the ages, and spring has traditionally been viewed as a time of new life and rebirth. When Roman Catholicism became the dominant religion in Germany in the 15th century, it merged with already ingrained pagan beliefs. The Easter Bunny was first mentioned in George Franck von Franknau’s “De ovis paschalibus” (About Easter Eggs) in 1682 referring to an Alsace tradition of an Easter Hare (“Osterhase”) bringing Easter Eggs. These stories were brought to the United States in the 1700s, when German immigrants settled in Pennsylvania Dutch country. He brought only good children gifts of colored eggs in the nests that they made in their hats, which over time became decorated baskets filled with colored eggs and chocolates. Side note: every year I got the same chocolate bunny in my basket and it’s name (on the package) was Henrietta Heffleflopper. I loved that bunny.

Bunny Rolls in a Bowl

Though I’m sure the goddess did not have this in mind, I would LOVE to find it in my Easter basket, the
chocolate zombie bunny from thinkgeek.

chocolate zombie bunny
Print Recipe

Bunny Rolls

Ingredients

  • 2-1/2 to 3 cups all-purpose flour
  • 2 tablespoons sugar
  • 1 package, 1/4 ounce active dry yeast (1/4 oz= 1.5 tsp)
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 1 cup 8 ounces sour cream
  • 1/4 cup water
  • 2 tablespoons butter
  • 1 egg, I used Eggbeaters because that’s what we had in the house.

Instructions

  • Put the butter, the sour cream and water in a small saucepan and heat, but do not cook.
  • Cool to tepid then add the remaining ingredients.
  • Put in a kneader. If thick add some more water.
  • Let it rise double and cut into 16 equal parts. (Rising takes at least an hour.)
  • Take each part and round to a bunny body shape.
  • Put in a baking tray lined with baking paper and cut the ears with scissors. Make sure to round the tops or they will look like kitties. Also, little orbs of extra dough can be used to make tails.
  • Add the eyes you can use pepper grains or any type of grain you like. I used black sesame seeds.
  • Bake at 375°F for about 10 minutes or until golden brown.

Categories: Bread Tags: Bunny Roll Recipe, Bunny Rolls, Easter Bunny Rolls, Easter Bunny Rolls recipe

About mel

Hello Fellow Food Enthusiasts! I am the East Coast Representation of Cast Iron & Wine. I'm a married gal in my late 30's, living in northeast Pennsylvania. The hubbs is really the one who does most of the cooking and experimenting, so I will mostly be describing his recipes and the results (good or bad). I will call him "M", like Moriarty. Expect Anthony Bourdain-level snark whenever possible from both of us. We only kinda became foodies in the last few years, so many many tastes are new to us. My posts fall mostly in the "what NOT to do" category, but I'm learning. I'm so excited that we have a venue like this to share food experiences!

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  1. Maria Hall Brown says

    March 31, 2013 at 5:07 am

    I have never posted a comment on any site before. But, in searching for pics of the ‘bunny rolls’ I found your blog. I just want to thank for you the best unexpected laugh I have had in months. I salute your army. I am anxious to see how mine turn out. Have a wonderful Easter.

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    • mel says

      March 31, 2013 at 10:34 pm

      Thank you! In doing my research for bunny rolls, I found that seemingly NONE of them ever come out as nice as that original picture. Let us know how yours come out!

      Reply
  2. mel says

    March 30, 2013 at 4:46 pm

    Ha! Thanks for sharing. I feel like I should start a support group for people who make exclusively disastrous foods, due to my extensive experience in that field. I made a PInterest board of my and other people’s cooking disappointments: http://pinterest.com/castironandwine/cooking-dreams-vs-kitchen-reality/. Enjoy.

    Reply
  3. Cayenne says

    March 30, 2013 at 4:25 am

    Hahaha! I JUST finished baking MY bunny rolls (except I’m less noble than thou, and used frozen rolls that one thaws and lets rise).

    I told the friend to whom’s house I’m taking them tomorrow “the bunny rolls look like demonic bats, pigs, and devil rays had an orgy that produced markedly unintelligent children.” I hope I don’t scar her children for life.

    Hopefully this link will get you to the image, so you will know there’s a sisterhood of failures out there:
    http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/bb469/quidditian/IMG_4378_2.jpg

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